Classic Nava-Ho

When u pay a prostitute to have sex with u and when shes not looking u steal her keys and sell her house without her knowing.

This hooker charged me way too much so i went all Classic Nava-Ho behind her back, she had it coming!

by Grandma Nippers April 26, 2011

Ho Force

An energy field that binds dirty hos to all living things. It surrounds us, it penetrates us, it gives a ho her powers.

Ho force was strong with her, she found that dick pretty damn quick.

by Ho-biwan KenHObi June 1, 2018

Ho Ho Tidy

Word used to describe a nice looking girl, invented by the late George Beattie Snr of Blairgowrie, Perthshire

Look at that young girl over there’s she is a little HO Ho Tidy

by GB2025 July 22, 2025

Friend da ho

A friend who is also a jerk

“Yea man I know Ric, he’s such a friend da Ho”

by MilitaryMomOf4 May 17, 2022

ho shizz

A more polite way of saying "holy shit". If you will, or if you're religious, it's a good way to express shock, or disbelief without being sent straight to hell, or the Headmaster.

Girl 1: *Squee!!* i got tickets to the MIKA concert! 8D
Girl 2: Ho shizz, you're kidding!! 8D

by Anonymous :3 December 3, 2007

Big ho Zo

An exceptionally big ho. Others hos are jealous of her insane ho powers. She may lock her keys in her car, but that’s only to hook up with the AAA guy.

Oh no big ho zo is at it again, hooking up with everyone in sight.

by Fakeweebles January 4, 2020

Spaghetti Ho

Derived from the product "Spaghetti O's"

1) Someone who is mind-numbingly obsessed with eating spaghetti

2) A girl who shows off their cleavage while wearing spaghetti straps

3) Someone who has a spaghetti fetish

1) Oh man, I am such a spaghetti ho! I had spaghetti for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the past week and a half!

2) Look at that spaghetti ho wearing that low cut tank top with spaghetti straps

3) Spaghetti really turns me on. I think I'm a spaghetti ho.

by Seabmoby November 17, 2009