Facebook H.I.V.

a computer virus contracted by accepting friend requests from people you dont know.

Jeeze Jimmy! whats wrong with your computer it keeps crashing and stuff...whats it got?...Facebook H.I.V.?

by MrPickles33 May 18, 2010

facebook addict

Khaled is an example of a facebook addict.

Khaled says: "I r not facebook addict"
Behroz says: "Oh yes you are"

by Behroz May 20, 2008

faboo

Stupid "word" that shouldn't even be in the urban dictionary. Used most often by people that "think" they are with it. Supposed to mean, "great!", or short word for "fabulous"."Wow, you look absolutely faboo" but really if you even use the term "faboo" it just means you're totally uncool and weird.

Dude, your t-shirt is faboo!

by Techanista October 17, 2008

Facebook faker

An individual who in real life is quiet, has no confidence and no self esteem .. But when they go onto facebook they change, they become all 'fun', 'exciting'.

But really their not.

____ says what to do what to do. man, i hate having nothing to do. i get bored easily and annoy people. am i annoying you right now am i??

_____ just took the wrapper off a Creme Egg without ripping it!! Booyaaaaaaaa!

shit like that

Nigga: "yo man, why r there so many facebook faker's about?"

Reply: "fuck noes, lets kill them all"

Nigga: "aite, lets do it"

by LoWriDeRq24354354 February 17, 2010

Facebook Fired

Fired from your job due to spending too much of the company's time on Facebook instead of actual work.

I thought Mary was always busy in her cubicle, but then I learned she was Facebook Fired.

by LearningTheRopes October 4, 2009

facebook foe

a facebook friend who is also in your circle of actual friends, but who never checks his facebook.

"Hey is Johnny coming tonight"
"I doubt it. I put a post on his wall a couple of days ago but he never checks it. His my biggest facebook foe."

by jaymundo July 31, 2009

Facebook-Bedtime

A certain time, usually around 11-12PM when you refuse to check any more of your facebook notifications.

Guy1: dude, i just tagged you in a photo, check it out!

Guy2: Ugh, ill check it tomorrow, it's way past my Facebook-bedtime.

by BaconSauce August 29, 2010