Emo Mistletoe

The emo mistletoe is when you take a hot goth girl, pin her to the wall, and wrap her in jizz socks and garlic then proceeded to fuck her mercilessly. Then wake up and realize she was actually 27 opossums in a coat and that you need to lay off the bath salts

Hey bro i gave my girl the emo mistletoe

by Crash bandicote February 2, 2022

Emo Boy

This is a person that's really emotional by definition, though the words 'Emo Boy' are also used as a staple of a type of person/ fashion type.

Me: Wow, Jake is really an Emo Boy.

Jake: ugh no I'm not stop saying that. *Dramatically flips hair out of eyes to where it only falls over one eye*

by Jenga fucker March 23, 2021

Emo Flu

An illness suffered the day after going to a concert or music festival, especially Warped Tour, in the summer. Contracted by drinking from community water cups and being in close proximity to large groups of sweaty people.

I think I got the Emo Flu from the community water cup being passed down from the front row yesterday. It was just so hot and I didn't want to lose my place to see the All American Rejects.

by Poppunk12 June 11, 2021

Emo stella

somone who is emo and named stella. SHe loves the song fell in ove with an emo girl.

ur being such a emo stella today.

by dr.spinach February 24, 2022

jordyn emo

A Jordyn emo can be funny, loud, and smart. Great sense of style and likes to dress well. they are very depressed ands emo, so take care of somone who wants to be a jordyn emo.

I really wanna be like Jordyn emo today..

by accaylalak March 2, 2022

Emo fuck

stupid, ignorant, whiney wastes of human life. they sit in their corner with their friends, cutting their wrists and listening to fall out boy. emo fucks are mostly identified with their gay, shitty, and musically inept bands (such as hawthorne heights, senses fail, and underoath.) these emo creatures should all be drug out into the streets and shot simultaneously.

"My mom and dad hate me! Everyone hates me!"

In reality, this emo fuck is an only child and very popular at school, therefor getting excessive amounts of attention.

by touch me im sick October 9, 2005

emo kid

The dirty lovechildren of underground rock kids, the scene and the dying goth movement. In other words, once middle class kids raped the grunge scene, the alternative scene, and when prep was too mainstream, they had to find something else. Luckily enough, lots of bands were crappily re-doing the sixties. From this and the remnants of the goth era, ( and some actually GOOD musical inflences thrown in ), this birthed the degenerate group of whiners we all come and know as emo kids. Now, they were helped a little. High-and-mighty scene kids were their idols and Hot Topic their vehicle to awesome. Sadly, they'll never make it. And noone wants to be scene anyway. Most of those kids are in the ana community on livejournal and snort blow while listening to the YeahYeahYeahs. Anyhow, did I mention that emo kids also rise up and overtake evil establishments like Myspace and the mall, making them more evil. They also slit their wrists on a regular basis, cry to AFI songs and try to be cool by playing oldschool Nintendo. (Even though most of them weren't alive in the 80's.) They also frequent sites on the internet that make fun of them, trying to refute the obvious with bad typing, bad grammar, and overall weak arguments. However, they aren't as full of crap as furries. Noone is below a furry. Except perhaps a lolicon.

Common emo kid quotes:

" I just bought the new My Chemical Romance CD with my mom's credit card. Then I cried all night because she doesn't understand how deeply Gerard Way speaks to the world. "

" Yeah, I hate Bush because he eats and rapes babies...at least Hot Topic told me so. "

" God, life just makes me want to die. "

by thepink October 12, 2006