Cream cheese and jelly

When you are fucking a girl on her period and you give her a creampie.

My girl was on her period, so I gave her a cream cheese and jelly.

by Michael A Hunt November 21, 2016

The Artesian Ice Cream Machine

When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone

“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 20, 2021

Arabic Cream Cheese

Arabic Cream cheese means a person who is above average in most positive things

You are very Arabic Cream Cheese, dude!

by chill64 August 31, 2024

Ice cream

Quite possibly the best and most delicious thing ever invented with cold delicious sweetness.

I love ice cream.

by zimmygirl777 January 21, 2025

Coffee w/ cream

A person with light brown skin, similar to coffee with cream.

You're white.
You're coffee w/ cream.

by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025

The Slovakian Ice Cream

The act of putting your penis inside an ice cream cone and then giving it to someone.

Jožo: Bro here, have some ice cream. Ignác: Thanks Bro. Why the fuck is your dick inside the ice cream cone ? Jožo: haha you just got pranked, i gave you the Slovakian Ice Cream Dipshit Ignác: That´s kinda gay ngl.

by RandomGadzo February 6, 2022

Ocean Cream

The moist effervesant cream of the ocean, more commonly known sea foam.

And I do like ocean cream I just don't crave it or want it a lot

by ApocolypticFamine June 11, 2018