Beans on my Dorrito Bag

When a man lathers his nutsac in Dorrito cheese, and has a woman shit on it. He then forces the woman to give him a blowjob,and suck on his left nut.

"The woman did Beans on my Dorrito Bag to her friend"

by Bob74685 November 06, 2012

meat and two bean combo

A man's genitalia referring to his package and sack.

I hit her with the meat and two bean combo.

by SpokaneDeezy January 15, 2008

Baked Bean head

A ginger headed brummy girl.

ha ha ha look at that baked bean head!

she has head like an actual baked bean!

by slagabag August 15, 2011

Vanilla Bean Speck

The illest rapper ever to emerge from the mean streets of Santa Rosa, CA.

-Yo, did you listen to that new Vanilla Bean Speck album?

-Yeah, dawg, that was some dope shit.

by Nilla Bean June 09, 2009

you just got beaned

Getting beaned is the equivalent of getting played.

Duuuuude, did you hear
What?
You just got beaned by a girl
Whoooaaaaaa shit

by SNAAAAAAAAAKE June 16, 2017

Roll that beautiful bean footage

The act of tongue lapping the clitoris

Man, Im gonnna take your mom home and "roll that beautiful bean footage."

by Andy October 06, 2004

bean dip on my cracker

A jokingly self-descriptive term used by half-Mexican, half-white people with a good sense of humor. Makes politically correct asswipes cringe and cry. Also makes my history teacher bust a nut laughing.

1. Me: Well, I got bean dip on my cracker.
PC drone: AUUGH! That is not nice to say!
Me: Did I say it was? No. But it's effing funny!
PC drone: *whimper*

by Kayl April 22, 2008