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The Big Bang

The act of putting 5 or more penises into one vagina. It is important that all penises have at least one condom on. After they all enter they will cum at the same time and because of the friction each of the condoms will break. The mix of static electricity, sperm, and egg will create a super human.
Emma wants to perform the Big Bang, are you guys down.
by A sevant July 23, 2025
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Bang chan

Bang Chan is my husband and the hottest man you will ever see in your life. He is literally perfect and so so so so cute and the best leader of stray kids that anyone could ever ask for. Did I mention he’s very hot? And he’s funny and Australian king.he thinks he’s ugly though :( WE LOVE BANG CHAN!!!
Stay: HI BANG CHAN YOUR SO HOT!!!

Bang Chan: no I so ugly :(

Everyone in the world: NO YOUR NOT 💔💔
by Joci_yessss August 8, 2025
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The Big Bang (AKA the sizzler)

When you view the forbidden porn sites and attain the knowledge of nuclear nutting. After about ten minutes of yanking, The nut will build and build and build until it reaches critical mass at which point, it is too late to take cover.

If you are in the middle of sex, it's impossible to stop. Either continue fucking or accept the inevitable. Blast radius of 500 miles. Contaminates everything with the ungodly smell of Semen and fermunda Cheese.

so named because a select few have actually witnessed the Big Bang...and the Mushroom cloud made of Jizz. They are never around to tell the tale, the shockwave took care of any witnesses.
John: "I've got some bad news: Peter is dead. He attempted The Big Bang (AKA the Sizzler)

Winston: "What happened?"

John: "He was balls deep in his GF, getting off to some real hardcore porn. Suddenly the smoke alarm went off. He began to feel a powerful, extremely powerful urge to nut but kept rocking back and forth. His GF tried in vain to escape but he kept shagging, rocking the whole street and leaving her at the mercy of a god tier Orgasm. By the time anyone knew what was happening...Hiroshima then nothing. They call it The Big Bang or the Sizzler. It's a forbidden technique known only to the most dedicated of exhibitionists. It requires the absolute limit defining area of porn and uninterrupted rubbing for ten minutes. After that, it slowly attains critical mass. The nerves are hyper sensitive and painful to the touch. The nut will eradicate anyone in the area including the unfortunate man. It is said that you can see the future for exactly ten seconds before you die."

Winston: "...what about Peter and his GF? What happened?"

John: "They never found the body, just the impact crater. All that remains is the smell. Earned it the nickname Fat Man Alley"
by I h8 nes August 15, 2025
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Crane Bang

When someone has curtain bangs but they are really chopped.
Damn, Did you see that girl’s Crane Bangs?
by SerratedGolf September 24, 2025
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Wow-bang

A moment of catastrophic admiration. When you’re driving, biking, or otherwise minding your own business, and someone incredibly attractive passes by — you whisper “wow”… and then immediately crash into something — bang!
« Dude, I totally had a wow-bang today. This jogger turned the corner and next thing I knew, my smoothie was on the windshield. »
“Bro, keep your eyes on the road unless you want a wow-bang.”
by $tevolution October 19, 2025
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Dusty Bang Out

Another way to say fight or having a fight — usually describing a messy or wild altercation between two or more people.
If you keep this up, we are going to have a dusty bang out.
by dustyAY October 21, 2025
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Bing Bang Bongo

Joey: Can we have sex while you stare deeply into my eyes?
Bobby: Of course, Joey!
Joey: Yay, ya never know until you ask. Bing Bang Bongo that’s how it’s done.
by lilacburn October 22, 2025
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