Alex

Alex, the one guy in the group that doesn't say "no homo". He constantly questions his sexuality. He loves anime and enjoys cosplaying as a female character. He is offended very quickly and is a Reddit admin or a frequent Redditor. He tends to be overly gay and make many jokes that make you question your life. He calls himself the sexiest guy in the room and rubbernecks at men without shirts. He is able to spot any shirtless or naked man from a ten-mile radius.

Ben: Have you seen the video of that football player running a 4.2 second 40-yard dash?
Alex: Yeah! He's very sexy!
Everyone else:...
awkward silence

by Dr. Ildo October 30, 2020

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Usually a mexican drug dealer known for selling carts to 7th graders and eating tacos. He likes to play soccer and says the n word more often then he goes to class. He is like this because when he was just a little burrito, he was dropped over the border which helped him lose his eye sight. Now he lives as a four eyed fuck and his very existence breaks the stereotype that all people with glasses are smart.

Look at that rAlex walk he looks so fucking stupid

by Uncle Tes April 22, 2022

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