Second-Hand Sex

When you are on the receiving end of hearing or watching sex happen in real life.

Man, those two people are fucking in the next room and I can hear them. I'm a victim of second-hand sex.

by maddox June 19, 2005

puddin' hands

Clumsy and/or weak when it comes to handling tools.

What, you bust yer knuckles agin, puddin' hands?

by Danny, L.U. 24 June 11, 2003

hand cake

when a male takes a pan cake, wraps it around his penis and jacks off using it as a sort of make shift vagina. syrup may also be used as lube for increased pleasure.

"I want to try something new sexually involving food to please my sexual desire, lets try the hand cake!"

by miner69ner September 23, 2012

Hand Knife

Not a pocket knife.

Why don't you just use my hand knife?

by RatherUseAHandKnife December 28, 2010

Ass to Hand

A sexual act where a man goes straight from wiping his ass to masturbating

I was so horny while I was taking a shit once, I couldn't wait so I just did ass to hand.

by steelrod43 July 3, 2011

hand printing

When writing, unconsciously flipping between printing and cursive handwriting, often in the middle of a word.

My notes look like shit because I keep hand printing.

by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

Hand Cranker

a person, generally male, of high self importance, who is essentialy just a tosser

did you see the onstage antics of the singer in that band? what a fucking hand cranker!

by philth_daddy2000 April 4, 2009