Chris Browned

To have been beaten by your boyfriend.

Stop talking shit girl before I Chris Brown you.

Oh snap, did you hear? She got Chris Browned yesterday. So sad.

by FoulMouth4eva February 27, 2009

brown popsicle

to stick a freezing popsicle up a girl/guys ass to hear the screams of discontent among the partner

wanna lick of my brown popsicle?

by crimey mclawbreakerson October 23, 2007

doodoo browns

A shit-stain/streak left on the bottom of the toilet after dropping a particularly greasy dump. Doodoo browns is capable of lasting though several flushes, as it is the remnant residue of an unusually unhealthy, greasy, thus water resistant doodoo ball.

After a late night of eating fried eggs and chugging beers, Quentin began to feel a mighty rumbling in his lower intestine. He nearly unleashed a devastating assbomb on the bus ride to the house of his lady friend. Upon making it back he exploded a shit into the toilet the likes of which has never been witnessed and thus leaving a most epic doodoo browns in the female's toilet.

Sarah: You left a massive doodoo fucking browns on my shit!!
Quentin: FUCK!!!! WHYYY!!!!

by billfred mcadams November 12, 2011

bobby brown

defecating, crapping in your pants. (Bobby Brown in Celebrity Fit Club.)

That startled me so bad I almost bobby browned!!!

Dude, you smell like you got bobby brown in your pants!

I was sick with the stomach flu so I stayed home fearing I might bobby brown myself.

by Mongo Vile March 22, 2010

Brown Eye

another persons asshole

that girl wanted me to stick it in her brown eye

by alex March 15, 2005

Brown Syndrome

A disease in which a human’s skin pigment changes to a dark brown. It especially happens when someone or something is contaminated through touch of object or another person who’s bacteria level is off the chart.

Jared was diagnosed with Brown Syndrome after playing with his own feces bare handed.

by FIZZWIDGET666 March 1, 2019

brown trout

a turd that won't go away despite repeated flushing. not neccisarily a floater
turd, crap,caca,poop,toilet,john, flush

brother:i had to flush the john four times, but i finally got the little brown trout to go downstream
sister: it still stinks
brother: not as much as you

by t045t May 18, 2011