by LOL_LOL69 May 7, 2023
Get the tom croninmug. A term used to describe someone who tries something only for it to comically and chaotically blow up in their face because of their own clumsiness.
"He tried to slide down the banister 'like they do in the movies' and now we have to pay a lot of money just so the hospital will fix his leg. Why did I get stuck dealing with Tom without Jerry?"
by Little Dove June 6, 2023
Get the Tom without Jerrymug. the fattest feline in the known world, comparable in weight to approximately 4.6 tyranitars and often creates craters when it has enough energy to actually get off its fat ass and move around.
WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.
WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.
Guy #1: what is the one thing you hate most in the world?
Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!
Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!
by matthsc May 14, 2011
Get the Kitty Tommug. by James A. Lovell, Jr. April 16, 2014
Get the tom lucettemug. he is a nice person and you can go talk to him about anythig. he is the funnest person you will ever meet.
he can be a slut. he is gay and likes dick and is going to be the best pole dancer and he like older women. he is a black nigger.
he can be a slut. he is gay and likes dick and is going to be the best pole dancer and he like older women. he is a black nigger.
his name is tom
by sam lovegood November 11, 2019
Get the tommug. 
by St2008 August 10, 2025
Get the Tom Nookmug.