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Mexican tug of war

When a person takes a firm poop into another persons butt and then two people simultaneously use the hard poop as a double sided dildo in a contest of bumper butts pushing and pulling using their ass muscles to see who has the strongest butthole whoever maintains best grip and pulls the turd out of the other participants butt wins.
The two lovers in a unifying action completley disregarding cleanliness or morals played a game of mexican tug of war.
by Theuberdude May 19, 2024
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war

A series of one or more battles fought between two or more nations or organizations in which young men and women from one side fight against young men and women from the other with civilians (including children) from either side caught in the middle, all over some quarrel between old men of the two opposing sides.
Hikler: I hate communism! Imma do war invade Soviet Union!
Sulin: I hate fascism, so Imma resist then invade Germany!
Soldiers and civilians on either side: welp...
by wanderer_709 March 14, 2022
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War fish

1. A fish of War.
2. An undiscovered North Atlantic species of fish that is/will be classified as a lethal weapon and too deadly to be used in warfare.
3. A metaphor for a war vessel.
Person A: War Fish fear me!!
Person B: Did you know that 3/4th of that sentence is composed of the very small set of English words that you can monger?
by anonymous December 1, 2023
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Click war

A fierce online competition where numerous people rapidly attempt to secure limited items, such as event tickets, exclusive merchandise, or online deals, often resulting in website crashes and frustration.
I tried to get tickets for the concert, but the click war was insane—everything sold out in seconds!
by azoto360 February 27, 2025
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lesbian war wagon

Any Subaru especially a Subaru Forester.
"Dude did you see that dike in the Subaru ? She was on a mission in her Lesbian War Wagon to save someone from being Trumped.
by Sarge1976 February 17, 2024
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Rain war

The game that only the stripper wins, Occurs When stupid rich niggas at the strip club - dude 1 catches feelings cuz the stage dancer went to dude 2 who was "makin it rain," and dude 1 throws more money up to show he's the bigger baller. Dude 2 catches feelings cuz the pole dancer went back to dude 1. This dude 2 must now make it rain harder.

Repeat ad ballerum/ad nauseum.
Man, straight rain wars at the club last night- Rick Ross and some local cat threw thirty fucking thousand at Scores, Smdh.
by Deaculpa May 8, 2016
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Superpowers can't win wars against eachother

Right. Because of mutually assured destruction... UNLESS... Unless, of course, someone seized control of all the nukes at the same time (somehow)... And then whoever THAT GUY wanted to LOSE the war... Would be UNABLE TO RETALIATE. WOW! BUT I DON'T KNOW GUYS! THAT SOUNDS VAGUELY ANALOGOUS TO SOMETHING I READ ON URBAN DICTIONARY! UNABLE TO RETALIATE!? Well, then THAT GUY could just choose winners and losers completely arbitrarily, right?
Hym "Superpowers can't win wars against eachother... Unless THAT. Unless that thing I just said. Because then it wouldn't be mutual. Is THAT what Emma mean when she brought up MUTUAL? Why did she bring that up? Is it NOT THAT anymore?"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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