The Great Cock War of 2017

The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?

"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"

by Emperor Joseph II November 20, 2017

The Furry war

the furry war was a battle between the gamer bois and the furries the battle raged over many people in youtube 2007 it was a big war with lives sacrifised sandwiches axidentily wasted after the war ended youtube was good again but later in 2018 they invaded tiktok but the gamer gerls sandwiches inspired th gamer bois and we won the war making tiktok good again.

yo did you hear about the furry war .

by The furry war April 19, 2023

war dung

anything having to do with the grotesque attributes of war.

"TURN ON THE T.V LAST NIGHT , ALL THAT I SAW VIOLENCE, IT IS WAR DUNG."

"I'M SO TIRED OF THES WAR DUNGS, GAS PRICES RISEIN , FAMILIES LOSSING HOMES"

by STORMIEDELSHA March 14, 2009

star wars boyfriend

a nerdy guy whom particularly likes star wars & star wars like media

“i really wish i had a star wars boyfriend”

by Lee_isAloser September 13, 2022

Tallahassee Tug of War

When you're fucking a pregnant girl and you activate your vacuum penis. The fetus and your penis have a tug of war for supremacy inside her womb. If you win, you suck her fetus through your urethra and into your stomach, so it can be digested later for sustenance. If you lose, the fetus tears your dick off and you leave humiliated.

Wow man, I can't believe she let me hit her with the good old Tallahassee Tug of War.

by Stop Pooping January 22, 2024

Lit the wick of war

When you are about to get ass kicked in war.

Kim Jong Un: Yo General, I need 3some before war, dotard has lit the wick of war.
General: OK Sir! I will find some fresh pussies for you in Pyongyang.

by Muhammad John October 11, 2017

Gender wars

Something so fucking ridiculous I think that we should just let global warming continue to happen so we can all roast to death. Why are people fighting over their fucking gender? As if you can fucking control that! These retards need to get a life and not base their opinions of the opposite gender of of BuzzFeed articles and Andrew Tate podcasts.

Some random fucktard: I participate in the gender wars!
Normal person: Kill yourself

by leo123456 December 09, 2023