when a unicorn walks up to your door, and waits for you to come out. Then it chucks a refrigerator at you so it rolls.
by natebug01 February 14, 2014
2 potato’s named crystal and Davis. Who both are stoners and they been together forever with have three green alien kids gisell, Bri, zeka ( virus ). thinking they r going on adventures but just moving from place to place being headasses.
by Mk my g November 04, 2019
by Nyc girl May 02, 2020
Anyone that has a big gap between their front buck teeth that looks like they can peel a potato with them.
by Sabaka z Mahusky February 01, 2022
"Dip dip potato chip", said the muffin as he unceremoniously tea bagged the pink-haired girl in Halo Infinite
by arsenalsucks February 05, 2024
Potato archie is very cute but very I educated. He doesn’t know how to spell aggressive words without accidentally spelling duck. But even though he’s really bad a grammar, he still is rlly good at picking up strangers and going out with them and he is very good looking and cute
by Bananaboatdoodoodoodoodoo December 14, 2021
Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.
by Licensed_Nerd January 13, 2022