Egg Cock

An Egg Cock is the result of smashing two eggs at your testicles and rubbing the yolk all over your penis. Then you proceed on banging a chicken until you splatter your "Egg Whites" all over her.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard Samantha's done with you. What happened? Guy 2: I wanted to try something new so I gave her the Egg Cock.

by TheMightyFrenchican March 1, 2017

cock pusher

One who insists that his girlfriends sleep with him.

That cock pusher just wants to sleep with his girlfriend.

by Jason H1 August 25, 2007

Cock blockade

A wall of males, similar to a small row of Roman legions, who take it within themselves to cock block all and every attempt of approaching males to contact a girl in their 20 foot radius. Usually seen in a nightclub setting, this phenomena is practiced mostly by men sporting sunglasses regardless of a lack of lighting.

Connected to the set of rules and guidelines known as "chivalry a-la-Jersey Shore", this act is accepted by guidos and guido aficionados in Jersey and Dearborn, Michigan.

Bro-cuz, this cat obviously can't tell by the amount of gel in our hair that the five girls standing eight feet away from us are our jurisdiction. Lets rally our 3 wallah bro-troops, put on our sunglasses, and enforce this cock blockade.

by MuckFichigan? January 7, 2011

Cock Surfing

When a gay man stays with another gay man and pays with sexual favors instead of money. Typically occurs when the host is in the house.

Joey went Cock Surfing in New York for a week. He didn't spend any money, but instead payed with his ASSets.

by Jbb123 December 30, 2016

dribble cock

When your dick excretes little men from fluids in your dick while masturbating with a melon lol

I was masturbating last night and I fucken dribble cocked everywhere cunt

by SaintSwayzee February 25, 2014

The Cock Vanqueer

When having anal sex and the girl takes a dump on your penis

Wow you totally got the cock vanqueer by that asian chick

by hater of cock vanqueer April 26, 2008

Alarm Cock

When you wake up your girlfriend by slipping your moner (morning wood) into her vagina.

*Guy wakes up in the morning with a moner and sees girlfriend seeping*
Guy: "Well my girlfriend is sleeping, don't want her to miss breakfast. Wake up sunshine!"
*Sticks his moner into her vagina*
Girl: "WHAT THE FUCK!!!"
Guy: "There is your alarm cock. I'm glad to see you awake."

by RileyFish April 22, 2015