National Rape Day

A highly unintelligent stupid day that does NOT exist. It was created by idiotic Neanderthals.
Idiot: “yo it’s national rape day let’s go rape”
Mr. Clean: -SLAPS. SPRAYS IDIOT’S FACE WITH LYSOL.- “BITCH, NO. THAT IS EVIL. ALSO IT IS A FUCKING PANDEMIC.”
by superevilgenius April 17, 2021
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Psuedo Rape

1. Psuedo Rape is a lot like normal rape because it involves unwanted intercourse, but the rapist has such a small penis that the victim can barely feel the penetration.
I was totally attacked last night, but it was only psuedo rape. I'm still not even sure if his small penis made it in!
by Misssssssssy January 08, 2011
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vehicular butt rape

the act of driving so close behind a person that their lights are directly in your rear view mirror...or so close that you cant see their fucking lights at all.

aka: RIDING ASS!
"dude, this guy is being a complete douche. he needs to chill the fuck out & stop vehicular butt raping me."

"cherie, you are making this poor guy a victim of vehicular butt rape by being so close to his bumper."
by misskat<3 December 17, 2009
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rape my lizard

An exclamation of surprise (from Niven/Pournelle novel "The Gripping Hand")
Well, rape my lizard! If it isn't my old friend Rosa!
by Teratogen June 12, 2011
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Nasal gang rape

When you've done loads too much and you can't breathe - you try to blow your nose and your brain falls out. Drugs have taken over your nose and have repeatedly fucked your nostil with a big black dildo
Nasal gang rape
Nose fucking
Inbred, butt muncher, ponce, moron probably from Adelaide and breeds bush pigs
by Your Mum likes Bush Onion January 29, 2011
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Free Hug Rape

1. Non-consensual free hugging.
2. (An) Unwanted free hug(s)
3. Unexpected hug; also known as a "sneak-a-hug"
Guy1: Dude, is he ok?
Guy2: I think he will be, but he just got free hug raped...
by Richardo Andretti June 02, 2009
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Must-Rape Situation

A situation in which you are morally obligated to rape someone.
There was a hot redhead sleeping face down in my bed. It was a must-rape situation.
by Davor Jumbotron April 02, 2007
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