Pumpernickel Pretzel

When your poop is really long and you shape it into a neat pretzel

“Damn homie I even gave her my pumpernickel pretzel and she STILL cheated on me”

by anonymous August 26, 2022

Purpled

The best brother one could ever imagine, this person truly has a heart of gold and you should never even think about replacing them or loving anyone more than this guy.

He is my best friend and the coolest guy I know.

"Omg I met the coolerst and sweetest guy ever, his name was Purpled"

by JustEl1as August 28, 2022

Purple

A color that fruity or gay people like.

Person 1: “Tim loves the color purple!”

Person 2: “Oh, that must mean he’s.. y’know..”

by realdrivermeal September 15, 2022

Purple Tongue

1. Inserting a grape jolly rancher into a vagina and eating/sucking it to the point your tongue turns purple. (Male version below.), Inserting a grape jolly rancher into the tip of a penis and eating/sucking it to the point your tongue turns purple.
2. You are not receiving enough oxygen and your tongue is turning a blueish/purplish colour.

**made up names**

Josh: "Last night was wild, Amaya gave me a purple jolly rancher and I gave her a Purple Tongue job!"
Trent: "What the fuck dude..!? You know I have a crush on Amaya."

by みすりす September 22, 2022

Pumper

A person who spends an exorbitant amount of time tugging on their own penis for pleasure.

I've heard Aloris masterbates to his own raid parses. He's quite the pumper.

by anongg October 12, 2022

purplecore

purple core is mainly associated with murder and bombs but it is also a cute aesthetic.
Songs that fit this asethetic:
Chururira Chururira Daddadda!
rinridgetrid (yes the one by natsuki kanemaru

Wassup Toya bro do you know what purplecore is
Wtf it sounds like the worst hair color ever
It’s a murder aesthetic

Makes sense

by Wassuptoyabro October 19, 2022

purple triangle

A hotty/ ken ken/ bitch but one thing I now is that we have yet to have se-

That purple triangle looks real bussin

by Flame but Poland October 21, 2022