Jesus

Jesus is a dumbass he likes Rylie but won’t admit it he has orange hair and looks like ginger overall he is in love with Rylie

Jesus likes Rylie

by I do t know November 24, 2021

Jesus Piece

A man’s genitals, specifically the shaft

Girl throw throw those yams on my Jesus piece

by Jahnutz August 3, 2024

Suffering for Jesus

Originated in Brighton UK
Being on your period

Menstruation

My girlfriend is losing her rag. She’s suffering for Jesus right now.

by BombTBomb March 3, 2021

God Jesus

Saying God Jesus backwards, sounds like Sausage Dog. suseJ doG.

God Jesus sure sounds like Sausage dog, when you say it backwards.

by liveforgiving May 17, 2021

Jesus Piece

A man’s dick or penis

Girl drop those yams on this Jesus piece

by Jahnutz August 3, 2024

Korean Jesus

that one Jesus from 21 jump street

"Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!"

by pikcled January 31, 2023

Jesus

Jesus is Lord. He loves you so much that he died for your sins, a painful, brutal death. He didn’t want to, but he didn’t want you to have to suffer what he did. He chose YOU. He chose LOVE.

He rose again and lives in our hearts. Now you don’t have to bear the pain that he did. He knew that you would curse him,mock him and sin against him. Regardless, that didn’t stop him from giving you a chance at heaven, a chance at a better life where no suffering or tears exist. I can promise you the love you’ve felt on this earth is nothing compared to his.

Tomorrow is not promised so use it wisely. May God guide you and bless you, Amen.💗

“Jesus loves you!”

by Jesuschristisking December 21, 2024