May 5th

The Day the most beautiful woman on earth was born

Her name’s Jaquelise aka Jayy💙

1: whens your birthday

Me: On May 5th… its too fire ik ❤️ 🔥

by Jayy4L June 29, 2022

May 9

On May 9 the hottest and pretties people are born. They are perfect and there's nothing they can't do. also they know how to cook delicious food. Is a wify/manly material. They can give the best advices in the world no matter you need them or don't. If you piss them off RUN for your life. They give the best cuddles too and of course they are best in bed.

1 person: how are you so good at everything? Are you born on May 9?

2 person: YESSS

by Hisokasusedcumsock November 22, 2021

may 6 2013

May 6 2013 a day of the year

on May 6 2013, we will be going on a field trip

by puppy and kitty lover January 24, 2024

May 4th

It is national send an ass pic day

It’s May 4th so send me an ass pic

by NotCardiB May 4, 2022

may 13th

may 13th is suck fanny day.

boy: what’s the day today
girl: it’s may 13th,national suck fanny day.
boy: oh okay

girl: what u waiting for come here and suck my fanny.

by queeeeerrrr69 May 13, 2022

shi shi mai

shi shi mai is a creepy lion that will kidnap you at a shi shi mai performance in japan

watch out dude that shi shi mai is about ta kidnap your mudda

by piss in da put March 6, 2021

May 5th

National kiss your boyfriend day

Yk what may 5th is? kiss your boyfriend day

by Lemonadezes May 4, 2022