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blow job 

A job which involves a lot of blowing. E.g blowing out candles in a church
its gonna take a serious blow job to blow out these candles
blow job by 1234567paper February 24, 2011
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job Jobby jobber Jobe JoBro jobo job corps jobbie jobless Jobsworth

hand job 

Oh come one, i can give myself a hand job... How about you suck my dick.
hand job by The Philmeister August 1, 2008
shaving one's pubic hair with a lawn mower or refers to the mowing of one's lawn
brian graves gave his mother a mow job
mow job by ccabr4L August 4, 2007
noun. When a girl is so unattractive that, despite employing desperate measures to come on to you or make you blatant sexual offers, you still ultimately deny her. It is then customary to tell everyone you and her know about her desperation coupled with your rejection.
"Magdella was all over me last night. She wanted me so bad she was throwing herself at me."
"Well?? How far did you guys go?"
"Are you kidding me?! She's hobgoblin. I let her give me a no job and that was it."
no job by Steve^O March 18, 2008

Blob job 

Nearly as erotic as it sounds. A blob job is an instance when someone screws up in a sexual act.
OH NO I JUST DID A BLOB JOB! i'll go get a towel.
Blob job by QWAH it really is me! September 28, 2008
somthing a person called bob does with their lover
he gave her a bob job
bob job by lozzy017 January 16, 2005