Math Pants

Often rounded, they display a curved distribution and sometimes have an imaginary part in the back, similar to biker chaps.
The statistics teacher was wearing a tight leather pair of math pants.
by pinmonkey January 04, 2010
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Ash pants

The extreme version of "Liar liar pants on fire". When someone has no credibility left because they've told so many lies. A person with ash pants has had them "on fire" so many times that their credibility has been metaphorically turned to ash, and nothing they say can be relied on.
"Jason said he's definitely coming."

"Don't believe anything Jason says. He's got ash pants."
by Brickdictionary118 October 24, 2016
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I pooped in my pant

A phrase to describe your displeasure with something.
This coffee tastes so horrible that I feel like I pooped in my pant.
by currydemer July 25, 2022
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Slag pants

A hole located on a piece of clothing on or above the thigh, allowing a female to alert other males that she is easy access for a good time.
I think ill wear my Slag pants tonight just to make sure.
by TheRoyalist July 11, 2017
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PooPy pants CEO

"Sarah is PooPy pants CEO"
by PooPy pants CEO's enemy September 17, 2021
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Pants Orgies

To have orgies in a large pair of pants. Min. of 4 people.

Number 1 rule: "Just because my head isn't in there, doesn't mean you ignore me."
Number 2 rule: "No cabbage."
Number 3 rule: "Bring your own booze."
Number 4 rule: "Rules 2 and 3 were distractions. You're now pregnant."
Number 5 rule: Two people per pants leg until the pants come off then its a free for all.

Pants orgies is serious shit. WARNING! If you do not have big enough pants do not attempt. But nothing wrong with making sure the pants are snug and tight.
by Amaris and Lilly May 06, 2012
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