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Gay Friend

A phrase used to describe a woman's "best" male friend. In most cases the male in question is not homosexual. The friend is described as Gay to emphasize the fact that, although he is awfully close to the woman, he does not, and will never, be more than a friend to her. In most cases he couldn't be more than a Gay Friend even if he tried.

Being a Gay Friend is not an insult unless the friend in question wants to be something more. In that case he's fucked anyway (figuratively speaking).

A true Gay Friend is completely accepting and aware of his situation. He has no romantic feelings for the woman, and can be trusted to look out for her welfare in the absence of her significant other. In the best of scenarios the Gay Friend is good friends with that significant other, otherwise things tend to get awkward or confrontational. Gay Friends tend to get confrontational in general, they are overly mistrusting of the woman's other male friends, critically judging the motives behind their actions and noticing discrepancies in their attitude based on who is nearby.

In extreme cases he even doubts the sexuality of actual homosexuals, likely due to jealousy. A woman can only have one true Gay Friend, and each one fears being discarded for someone who doesn't have her best interest at heart.
Nick (NOT GAY): *Looks around, does not see Sarahh's boyfriend* Hi Sarah! *Gives Sarahh an unwarranted and too long hug* I haven't seen you since, like, thirty seconds ago.

Dale (Gay Friend {but also NOT GAY}): *Angry glare full of mistrust*

Nick: What? It's just a hug.

Dale: Yeah, and that's just like a penis, but smaller. Leave Sarahh alone Pie Grinder.

*Nick walks away. Not because he cares what Dale says, but because Sarahh's boyfriend is coming back and he's a pussy ass cock-knot.*
by PrimeEvils January 18, 2010
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Gay Sex

One day, Dick and Rick decided to go to the bed.
"Wanna have gay sex?" asked Dick
"Sure, just be ready to fuck me real hard!" replied Rick
"Oh that feels good! Put it in more yeah baby! Put all your dick hair in it!" said Dick
"Same! Omg i feel like im doing drugs now!" said Rick
by __________E____________ August 11, 2018
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gay porn

1. Pornography depicting sexual situations between 2 or more men.
2. A short sentence used to stress fusturating or annoying situations. It is typically repeated; first at a normal tone of voice, then at a much higher, annoyed one.
1. Hey Johnny lets go watch some gay porn, then masturbate together.
2. Noooo! Why isn't this working! Gay porn. Gay porn!!
by AresMars August 1, 2006
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gay fag

a queer so flamboyant as to be extra gay.
Your dad is a gay fag, hence the fact that you are half gay.
by Jaggo March 20, 2004
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gay small

A short sleeve "polo" style shirt, typically too small in size for the intended wearer. Some characteristics include the belly button showing. If it is a t-shirt, it will typically depict Mickey Mouse.
Dude... Your shirt is Gay Small!
by Kimsuewho March 6, 2007
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Ari Gay

Ari is gay and you can't tell us any different.
Person 1: Ari is so gay

Person 2: Who's Ari

Person 1: Idk but he's gay

Person 2: Yes Ari gay
by Echx Sqlxsh May 16, 2019
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Gay as Hell

A term used by rednecks when describing Obama, or people/things they don't like.

Pronounced G-ah-ey ay-ss hey-ell
Redneck1: Just like OBAMA!
Redneck2: OBAMA'S GAY AS HELL!
Redneck1: GAY AS HELL!
by -CAKEfan- February 21, 2011
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