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jesus rips

The rips you get from what you thought was a dead cartridge or disposable vape after they have been sitting around for a while.
I had about 10 empty carts in my drawer and got lucky with some Jesus rips and got baked.”
by Big egg unit April 8, 2021
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Jesus

A Carpenter who was Muscular. He Never sinned (lied, got bitter, etc.) He was murdered For my Transgression.

I missed the Mark 2 + 2 = 5.
Jesus was a strong man who died and rose again From the dead.

I am a sinner (Broken Ten commandments) that he died and was bruised For.

I put all my junk on the 'Cross of Calvary..'
by Netflix-Ripan March 27, 2022
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Jesus would be an army

The Fandom of the boy group BTS is called ARMY and some of them made the term "Jesus would be an army". If Jesus would still be alive, he would definitely be an army, because nobody can resist BTS.
Jesus would be an army. PERIODT.
by KIMCHIENTERTAINMENT June 19, 2020
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Jesus Christ

(To the developers: this is part one)

1) First I will prove God exists. For the sake of the argument, I will be using science. According to the principle of the conservation of energy, energy remains constant and cannot be destroyed or created. This means that there is effectively zero chance of the universe existing in the first place because, before the Big Bang, there was nothing. In other words, for the universe to be created, someone must have created the energy possible for its creation. Also, that same someone has to be above physical laws, because as per the principle of conservation of energy, energy can't be created. This means that there has to be a God because the universe started from nothing, when no energy existed and the person who made the universe must also be very powerful, considering he is above the laws that transcend the universe. Also, Mendel's law of inheritance completes my point, as it explains why certain characteristics are passed down from generation to generation. Put simply, the ascendant takes after the descendant. Therefore, if we know there is a creator, then that creator must resemble its creation. Science says the universe is infinite, so the creator must also be infinite. The universe entails terrifying powers like black holes, so the creator must also be all-powerful. With the keywords infinite and all-powerful, we have described God.
Jesus Christ is the way, the truth, and the life
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Surprise? Jesus!

Waking up to active morning sex to find someone you would not have chosen to have sex with had you been sober.
After a long night at the club, I woke to morning sex, saw them and said “Surprise? Jesus!”
by Deckard253x May 20, 2020
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