beef maxing

Grabbing your dick and beating it with a meat mallet until it’s smashed into little patties

Hey John have you started beef maxing

by President Pork March 19, 2024

Beef stroganoff

The act of strokeing the hard penis of oneself or another. Used as an “low key” way of saying I’m going to beet my shit crazy stile.

I am going to make your mother preform the reverse beef stroganoff on me tonight.

by Inquiring March 19, 2024

beef topper

While doing anal they fart on your dick

“Yo how’d it go with the girl last night?”

“Terrible. We were doing some butt shit and she gave me a beef topper. I ghosted her.”

by Thetrashman420 April 9, 2024

Beef week

When someone is on their period.

Man, there's an iron smelling musk in the air. It must be beef week.

by Neeneejeejee April 11, 2024

Beef Creek

When a woman fills her anal cavity with a large anal plug causing diarrhea to flow out of the vagina.

Damn Girl, that Beef Creek is running.

by Grant Goenner April 11, 2024

Beef and Cheese Hot Pocket

When a guy fucks someone with his cock smothered in melted cheese both partners may or may not eat it afterwards

"Baby can we do a beef and cheese hot pocket tonight?"

by Yasmeenesque April 17, 2024

Beef Testosterone

Legends say that a man will come by the name of Beef Testosterone to bring peace, justice, and stability to his new empire. Legends also state that he will have the flattest penis known to man.

Beef Testosterone was chosen by the Frogs to bring balance to the Pantry.

by Poopycheeks April 19, 2024