acorn on a bean bag

When an individual has an extremely small and short penis but a large saggy ball sac

My buddy Julien has an acorn on a bean bag

by Gingleshcmecker May 30, 2023

whatever flicks your bean

Alternative form of whatever floats your boat.

First coined by xavier in reference to barren society weinbergs name swap.

Xavier - ”whatever flicks your bean, society”

by ShowboatingSnakeCharmer September 27, 2023

Roll that beautiful bean footage!

An interjection used when someone says something on TV that is hypocritical to either scientific fact or opposite to other things that the same guy said.

Criminal: "I never stole the diamond,"
Prosecutor: "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"
*Video shows Criminal stealing the diamond in unedited 4K Ray traced CCTV footage.*

by AlexanderThundersnow October 1, 2023

What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense

"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"

by Mercenary800000 January 30, 2024

Jackie's green bean salad

The reason to avoid Christmas gatherings

No way I'm going to Christmas, last time I ate Jackie's green bean salad I had to go to the hospital and get a penicillin shot

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Tweaking On The Bean

The particular frenzy or stimulation you feel after drinking too much coffee. Can also be used as an euphemism for clitoral masturbation.

"He had 5 coffees today, bro is tweaking on the bean."
"I got home, into bed, got my vibrator out, and spent all night tweaking on the bean."

by Trixie666 December 28, 2024

Xiao Hao Zong Bean

chicken and noodle and sweet bean inside dumpling very yummy

Herro, do you have Xiao Hao Zong Bean P-rease, thank you very muchhy, thank you fat American piggy piggy fat pig

by Xiao Ling Bing January 9, 2025