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Dem Apples

by Anime_saves_lives_to_ya_know December 15, 2020
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Apple and Eve

When your girlfriend fucks up your mind so badly that you think you're her.
I don't know what she fed me but now I think I'm her now, what an apple and Eve mindfuck.
by Ernit April 28, 2023
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Alice Green Apple Gummy

Have you tried the Alice Green Apple Gummy before, or would this be your first time?
If yes: “Yeah, I’ve tried the Alice Green Apple Gummy before — I liked the flavor and the effects were pretty smooth.”

If no: “Nope, this would be my first time trying it, so I’m curious to see how it feels.”

If unsure: “I haven’t tried this specific one yet, but I’ve had similar gummies before.”
by aliyna August 27, 2025
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Eve Apple

"Oh my God that woman is choking on an apple! Oh way, never mind, it's just some dudes Eve Apple."
by Pseudoname2020 April 7, 2019
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Apple

1. That one company that uses magic words to sell you their overpriced shit like the Macbooks and iPhones.

2. Go fuck yourself give us your money.

3. Removed the fucking headphone jack.
Here at Apple, we make 3 completely different phones but they all look the same...except one doesn't have a fucking headphone jack.
by MyMomsVagina April 18, 2018
mugGet the Applemug.

Floating Apple

A middle-aged, overweight woman who dresses in alarmingly-bright floaty dresses.
The family BBQ was more chillaxed and meaningful until Aunty Floating Apple turned up with a wineglass in hand....
by JustSayingAs Your MammaWould February 16, 2023
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Apple Kid

Alternatively known as the “Ipad Kid”.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.
“That apple kid’s going to end up with permanent brain damage.”
by NizariahP August 26, 2022
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