Ur Mom

Ur mom is the person who gave birth to you. Who says she loves you (possibility). AND WOULD "D!E" FOR U.

Ur mom has a mental problem so you must watch her 365-24-7. FOREVER!!!!!

by Beluga_UwU123 April 22, 2022

Ur Papa Takes Cocka

The ultimate insult, there is no coming back. Even more insulting than “ur mom gay”, “ur daddy lesbian”, and “Ur Granny Tranny” all combined

Boy 1: Ur mom gay
Boy 2: Ur daddy lesbian
Boy 1: Ur granny is tranny
Boy 2: Ur Papa Takes Cocka
*insert ear rape music*
*boy 1 dies from being humiliated*

by UrDaddyLesbian March 11, 2018

Ur mom

So fat ass person who takes your dads money all the time and sleeps

Hey kid, Ur moms gay.

Ur mom, HAHAHA

by dodobirdsRepicx6 April 2, 2022

Up in ur mom

When your friend asks you where you are, say this,

Friend: Where are you?
You: I'm up in ur mom

by KoRnbandfan April 10, 2023

ur mom

a fat cow

im only typing this to pass it as a definition

ur mom

by ur kinda short ong January 10, 2022

national buy ur gf flowers day

it’s in ur best bet to man up and get ur girl some flowers and post her

gf-“yk what today is?”
bf-national buy ur gf flowers day

by Tayler_williams July 31, 2023

Ur Mom

What I had sexual interactions with last night

Me and ur mom were doing it last night

by Jonah Not Johnathan May 12, 2022