by YourPseudonymHere----> November 18, 2019
Get the money juicemug. The number one pred in your lobby or number one pred on your block. You just never know with this guy
by FernFernFern April 11, 2024
Get the money meechmug. The act of "nutting" or ejaculating in a victims eyes and then robbing them blind.
The name is a double-entendre as you literally are "confiscating" a person's money and because it was created by a jewish man named Kahn, who loved to steal shmeckels with his eye-nut technique. Because of Kahn, the name Kahnfiscate the moneys was popularized, sadly mistyping has changed history.
A very common sign of disrespect in the 17th century, however is now resurfacing due to its use in the chorus of the song "black beatles" by Rae Sremmurd.
The name is a double-entendre as you literally are "confiscating" a person's money and because it was created by a jewish man named Kahn, who loved to steal shmeckels with his eye-nut technique. Because of Kahn, the name Kahnfiscate the moneys was popularized, sadly mistyping has changed history.
A very common sign of disrespect in the 17th century, however is now resurfacing due to its use in the chorus of the song "black beatles" by Rae Sremmurd.
Black beatles in the city, be back immediately, to confiscate the moneys.
Tim: yo, Kahn. Can you buy dinner?
Kahn: sure, I just confiscated the moneys from this thicc girl.
Tim: yo, Kahn. Can you buy dinner?
Kahn: sure, I just confiscated the moneys from this thicc girl.
by Meatorino69 December 5, 2016
Get the Confiscate the moneysmug. Hym "Yeah, they got all sorts of money laundering schemes. Now take the retards money, put it in an account to which I have exclusive access. Tell me we're you are going to view this and/or me. Put the person doing it in a cage and shut it down. And then I don't murder any kids. None of your kids get murdered by me. Just like that, it's over. Then, you don't do this shit to other people. And then THEY don't murder your kids either probably. Thank you kindly."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2025
Get the Money laundering schememug. Unequivocally (get a real dictionary and look it up) the root of all evil. Just because the internet makes it easier to get, doesn't mean it still isn't evil. Unfortunately in 2018 its still a thing and a focus of the human existence. Food, water, and even shelter the world already provides in abundance. You know I have never seen a moneytree, (not the check cashing place) pretty sure we don't need it or it would have been provided.
"Can you spare some money so I can get some food?" - really?!!? No one should have to use money for food, water, and shelter.
by SympathyDevil May 9, 2018
Get the Moneymug. by MB07 July 26, 2023
Get the Daddy’s moneymug. If you're on a contract for a day and get paid end of the day in CASH, its today money! not tomorrow money, or day after money or end of the week money...today money.
Hey dude, look, lets do this little job, its only going to take two hours. I'm talking today money here...
Look kid, If you want today money, cut my grass!
Look kid, If you want today money, cut my grass!
by udon'twannaknow February 22, 2011
Get the Today moneymug.