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I'm the Lebron James of 

When you take unilateral credit for the work from a group of supremely talented individuals.

Or be absolved of blame for subpar results from a group of supremely talented individuals.
Boss: Hey this group report was amazing!
Joe: Of course, i'm the Lebron James of reports.

Boss: Hey this group report was not what you told me it was gonna be.

Cliff: Don't look at me, I'm the Lebron James of reports.
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The Dirty Jameson 

Dancing in the lawnchair and then proceeding to reach around and finger the girl recieving sticky fingers
Fonz gave that girl the dirty jameson last night and still called her in the morning WTF?!
The Dirty Jameson by tissimus butz October 31, 2009

The Stunned Jellyfish 

When you stick a tazer up a girls vagina (as you would a dildo) then she is in a dormant state and you fulfill your sexual needs such as boning her as you both slide down the stairs on a sled or as you make another girl have sex with her. This all happens all while she eats her favorite marshmallow.
I completely got her in a the stunned jellyfish.

The Amazing Jeckel Brothers

The fifth jokers card released by Insane Clown Posse. It follows the belief that, when one dies, they will meet Jake and Jack Jeckel, a juggling duo from the Dark Carnival. They juggle human hearts between themselves, and the more sins you have commited in your life, the more hearts they will juggle. If a heart is dropped, "a pit of infinite evil shall open beneath the feet of the viewer and cast the soul into an eternity of pain and suffering". Success opens the gates to Shangri-La, the juggalo paradise. Now, Jack is the evil Twin. Jack will throw curves at Jake, "the just", attempting to see a ball drop and see the ground dissapear to release evil. This is one of the six ways of looking at yourself, the six joker's cards.
"Jack, throw another, Jake, catch one more, they'll try to catch all that's in store for you.. how many souls will fall from the sky? how many souls burn wondering why?" From:"Jack Jeckel" on The Amazing Jeckel Brothers

The Italian Job 

Is when a man is fucking a woman and in the middle of the session he sticks a spicy meatball up in her butthole. Right before he blows his load they switch to the 69 position and she suck him off and similtanously poops the meatball in his mouth and he eats it.
I was dancing all night at a retro-disco and worked up quite an appetite. This was however extinquished when a girl gave me The Italian Job.
The Italian Job by a-fall April 18, 2008

The Coolest Jew 

Albert Einstein. That’s all.
Israel: We want The Coolest Jew to be president.
Austria: Who?
Israel: Oh, we mean Albert Einstein.