Tom

a boy who gets rejected by every girl he asks out

tom: will you go with me one of you?
1280 millon girls: No we dont date boys named tom!

by bigfagbitch December 2, 2019

Tom Attrill

An absolute unit of a man. He makes millions on the daily and gets crazy amounts of bitches.

Tom Attrill is an absolute unit.

by Noah Sleiman October 23, 2023

Tom MacArthur

To crap your pants so hard while wearing shorts that your excrement runs down your legs.

Man! Kevin sneezed so hard he Tom MacArthured in front of the hot Spelker twins!

by El Paso Gunner October 23, 2018

Tom Egly

A really pissed off guy that gets triggered at literally anything.

That Tom Egly is so upset.

by Drew Peacock 2000 August 5, 2022

Tom

Tom the Taurus is a bit of a puzzle piece that is harder to crack than the DaVinci Code. Just when you think you have him figured out, he unveils a little bit of Jekyll mixed with the mood and agenda for the day. He will always be 10 steps ahead of you, leaving u jumping from one foot to the next while your head is spinning. He may love you, he may not. Don’t try to figure it out because you will know what he wants you to know and everything else is classified

If you ever want to work for Central intelligence, make sure you get the handbook written by Tom.

by Kalinetarget1976 July 1, 2022

Pulling a Tom Clancy

When your lifting weights and you have to fart but when you do, you actually poop yourself.

LOL hes Pulling a Tom Clancy!

Dude he just pulled a Tom Clancy!

by Sevenlost January 26, 2011

Tom

Slutty man. Can be used to describe slutty women who don't behave like most "ladies" hence the word: Tomboy. Tomcats are horny men on the prowl. Derived from Thomas. May have some correlation with "Doubting Thomas" in the Bible.

Tammy Tomato is a tomboy that's always being chased by all the horny tomcats. You didn't think she was just friends with all those guys did you?

by DoubleTurdBurger May 7, 2015