Tom

Tom the Taurus is a bit of a puzzle piece that is harder to crack than the DaVinci Code. Just when you think you have him figured out, he unveils a little bit of Jekyll mixed with the mood and agenda for the day. He will always be 10 steps ahead of you, leaving u jumping from one foot to the next while your head is spinning. He may love you, he may not. Don’t try to figure it out because you will know what he wants you to know and everything else is classified

If you ever want to work for Central intelligence, make sure you get the handbook written by Tom.

by Kalinetarget1976 July 1, 2022

Tom Clancy

An adjective which describes something stealthy or something that has been done in a Tom Clancy game or book

A: Hey I took some gum from my parents’ cupboard and they didn’t even notice

B: Wow that’s very Tom Clancy of you

by YuOfTheNight October 24, 2019

tom johnston sandwich

When two hobos masterbate into a subway wrapper and take turns eating it

Man I’m so hungry I could eat a Tom Johnston sandwich

by hdhkckdjaksockfjiekskw February 8, 2021

tom nook hamburger

the best group chat ever made in history consisting of the great quadtet or whatever u call a group of 4 ava griffin ani and the best for last the awesomest lio. ton nook hamburger is filled with 3 kpop fans who do nothing but be nerds and stupid losers and talk about kpop. then we got the other guy griffin who is just there but is very funny and they make sure to never leave the dude out. ur awesome griffin!

"TOM NOOK HAMBURGER IS SO BUSSIN AND SKIBIDI"

by Poopy2357 August 17, 2024

Tom MacArthur

To crap your pants so hard while wearing shorts that your excrement runs down your legs.

Man! Kevin sneezed so hard he Tom MacArthured in front of the hot Spelker twins!

by El Paso Gunner October 23, 2018

Tom Kinsella

Well known Atlanta transplant whom is active on the Gay Club scene. Setting trends and making it ok to come out of the closet for other men.

Tom Kinsella makes it feel ok to like men.

by Clarence10129 June 22, 2018

Tom

Slutty man. Can be used to describe slutty women who don't behave like most "ladies" hence the word: Tomboy. Tomcats are horny men on the prowl. Derived from Thomas. May have some correlation with "Doubting Thomas" in the Bible.

Tammy Tomato is a tomboy that's always being chased by all the horny tomcats. You didn't think she was just friends with all those guys did you?

by DoubleTurdBurger May 7, 2015