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Don’t blow me

When someone is about to make you spazz
Her: Yo dick small
Me: Cuh don’t blow me
by The0fficial_.pj January 30, 2023
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Blow Cream

Bull semen carefully filtered in the mouth of a bearded german cowboy named Otto and then blown into a carton. The blowing creates a texture reminiscent of heavy cream. Used in cooking traditional German meals.
“Go down to the store and get some blow cream. This gravy needs more hints of semen.”
by Nike7537 February 21, 2022
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blow cakes

A blow cakes is when ur cooking pancakes when ur getting a blow jay froM ur gf:)
Dam son I was gettin a blow cakes the other day and it was amazing!!
by pooter man May 17, 2010
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Hunter blow thy horn

Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.

The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:


- An experiment in artificial stupidity.

- Dumber than a box of hair.

- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

- As smart as bait.

- Chimney's clogged.

- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.

and

- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.
Then, at the top of the crest was our family motto. It reads:

"Hunter Blow Thy Horn"
by AuWins57 July 22, 2008
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blow stones

Billy would occasionally be blow stones.
by Pizzacock24786 May 9, 2017
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blow popping

When a blow pop is used during sexual intercourse; typically by being put into the vagina then eaten by the woman.
“We were blow popping all weekend!”
by plipplop March 27, 2024
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Blow Poke

An act which sounds as though it would be sexual (like a form of blowjob), when in fact it is literally blowing air into someones face while poking them with an index finger.
Aaron was excited to hear Chelsea was going to perform a Blow Poke on him. He will be very dissapointed.
by Bartolona August 13, 2018
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