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Retarded

A word used to describe someone who is profoundly stupid. A type of stupidity that is an insult to intelligence itself.
Isaac is retarded
by Ohh hello there March 9, 2018
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Retard

A liberal , a democrat , green party , ndp ,labour - just various groups of brainless retards .
That retarded lefty needs a good crap kicking .
by Infadel_macgee October 11, 2019
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retard

person 1: did u see that retard over there?

person 2: oh you mean remington??
by nejwjnenebe March 10, 2022
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Retarded

A man who’s name is Roberto, so stupid he doesn’t even know how to spell his name.
by Evlux July 30, 2020
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Retarding

within the contentinternet, lays two polymorphousmythology words, gorgonwars and egregorewars, where in the word "retarding" is part of the latter. this word is meant to be a POSITIVE word because all the egregorewars used in positive and gorgonwars which is negative. although of course, it is used in situations of massive friction, meaning something is slowing you down, a ralentissement.

So basically because the word started being used again, I think this is my own little compromise for the English variation given its history, rather being the friction you face while rolling up and down the hill of life dear Sisyphus as you age rather than. You are the Sisyphus in these gorgonwars.

Even more elementarily, This word exists because I was raised to believe that the word "retarded" is bad, however it has currently come back to be in regular usage, which makes it the egos cognitive dissonance buffer. A way to get into the regular usage without having the whole meaning, even being inclusive as this is indeed the very icy mountain that any human being needs to surmise.
DUDE 1, I was totally retarding trying to think of their name but you just helped me remember!
Dude 2, Who was it dude?
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by cyberphunkisms January 18, 2025
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retard tax

The amount of (additional) money that must be paid for a good or service, caused by the stupidity or carelessness of the customer.
"How much was the spot at the RV Park?"

"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.
by DeekGray September 11, 2025
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Retard

Friend: What does a pineapple grow on?
Madi (retard) : A BUSH!
Internet: Pineapples grow on a houseplant.
by Emmy03 February 22, 2019
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