Road retard

A road retard is someone who walks into the middle of the road without looking. Often when with a gay best friend who mocks them for being a retard.

Splatttttttt ^girl walks into the road and is splatted^
Person 1 ‘ damnnnn that’s a road retard’
Person 2 ‘road retard’

by Yanooiii November 19, 2018

Retard

A certain type of exjw apostate who doesn’t listen to or believe Smurf Girl and is made to suffer extreme embarrassment and public humiliation… also known as a Rick Fearon or a Lloyd Evans

Boy, that Rick Fearon sure looks like a retard… .

by Smurf Girl January 31, 2025

Retard Maxing

The process of doing really dumb content just for money or attention. Bella Poarch is a prime example. Also, Reaction content that is extremely dumb but, abuses the algorithm and gains gullible people's attention. At first one may think the poster themself is stupid but, in reality they are intelligent for making such dumb content while efficiently wasting people's time.

Hey, Bro I posted a new reaction video and got 50,000 views I have been retard maxing lately low effort content is the way to go

by 3DPerpendiculaRobinHoodForest February 16, 2023

Retard

Cobie Hazeltine

Guy: Have you heard about that Cobie girl?
Girl: Ye, she’s such a retard

by Topshagger619 January 31, 2020

retard hot

Individuals with severe cognitive disabilities find this person attractive.

Yo, you guys know that evil queen bitch from "Once Upon a Time"? She is retard hot.

by AmigoMontoya November 6, 2017

Retard

Railly Velez Jr

Railly Velez Jr is such a Retard

by Yisnaidy December 25, 2018

retard breath

The bad breath that is commonly found amongst the mentally disabled community due to neglectful oral hygiene practices,

One of the topics that Tommy will learn in special ed this year is better oral hygiene because his retard breath is becoming a nuisance to the classroom.

by WilderWavingWieners January 5, 2025