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Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."
by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023
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Punched

When you smoke a fuck ton of weed and you’re beyond high.
BRO I JUST RIPPED THE FASTEST BOWL AND I FUCKING PUNCHED RN
by Jaetel the G February 18, 2019
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punched in lasagne

A very messy period ridden vagina
Jeoff: “Did you see her pics;)”
Robert: “Yeah she was on her period... it was a punched in lasagne”
Jeoff; “oh shit. I’m sorry
by Cousin noncer December 5, 2017
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Gopher punch

The act of repeatedly punching a prolapsed anus back into place with the strength of a thousand dying suns
Robbie:Dude my asshole fell out!
Wyatt: Relax and bite your wallet. I'll gopher punch it back in.
by SHAZAAAM9970 July 21, 2018
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Socket punch

The act of punching ones female partner directly in the vagina
After a particularly uninspiring performance by my girlfriend in bed last night, I gave her a good ole socket punch right in the babymaker!
by MikeyG23 September 16, 2020
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korean death punch

When a person punches the schpinter and pierces the anus, the receivers anus swallowing through fist completely.
My girl gave me a Korean Death Punch last night and I can't walk anymore!

Want another?
by Thunderroad75 May 9, 2024
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Coochie Punch

Coochie punch is the action where you fist a woman with your hand lubed in vaseline
{chad} hey dude i just coochie punched {kira}
{jake} yooo did u use the vaseline lube
by xyko1 February 9, 2021
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