Morning piss chemicals

There has got to be something special about a morning piss.

Hym "I wonder if there are some kind of special morning piss chemicals released in your brain when you piss shortly after waking up 🤔 Seems to be the case. I swear, I could sleep for 72hr straight so long as I didn't have to piss but as soon as I wake up and take a piss? I'm up. For the rest of the day. It's over. Returning to sleep is an impossibly. As soon as them piss brain chemicals start flowing I am filling with limitless energy. Maybe that'll be my claim to fame. I'll harness those piss chemicals and sell them in drink form. Call it 'Morning glory'... Wait that's milk.... Wait... Did they beat me to it!? Does 'Morning Glory' milk utilize piss chemical technology!? Well, shit... Now this has turned into a milk advertisment... Damn... Oh well, I'll think of something... How about... 'Gold shock?' Harness that morning piss energy with 'Gold shock!' "

by Hym Iam August 6, 2022

Piss me off and

Something you say before you unleash hell on someone.

Piss me off and I'm gonna bounce your head off a horses ass

by pissmeoffand February 4, 2010

harry piss-potter

going pee in the potty/ or just the toliet itself

Dude, I gotta hit the harry piss-potter before my bladder explodes.

by Cassandra August 5, 2003

Piss of a liberal day

November 17th national piss of a liberal day. Any way you want call them a libtard call them a faggot call them child sniffers call them retarded. No one cares it's national piss of a liberal day

Hunter: it's November 17th you know what that means.

Joe: I have no clue

Hunter: it's national piss of a liberal day. I'm gonna call a liberal a libtard for the rest of the day

by Libtard_hater November 16, 2022

Jerry Springer Pissed

To be crazy and/or pissed off. Much like most of the people on the show Jerry Springer.

her: man isn't it like, past your bedtime?
me: yes, yes it is, and if my alarm doesn't go off- i'll be PISSED. like. jerry springer pissed.
Me: that's crazy pissed. that's like. dance up a stripper pole, kick a midget, slap a bitch pissed.
her: wow . i really do think you need to sleep.

by Jumpar on RAVENHOLDT February 22, 2011

spraying the coyote piss

1. to speak in a way that causes one to build a reputation, particularly one of avoidance.

2. to speak in a manner which repulses others.

Spraying the coyote piss is likely to occur after heavy drinking.

"C'mon bro, you're really spraying the coyote piss; all the chicks are over there."

by beeflat February 10, 2010

Little piss people

Little people who piss the bed everyday and come into your house and piss all over stuff

“Hey looks like the little piss people came here today 😡”

by Bigbadussy2000 October 20, 2021