Pants

Something that hides your dick. But it’s optional in the bed. 😏

James: hey man why aren’t you wearing pants.
Ben: because there a waste of time.

by TheWolf821 April 30, 2021

Sneaky pants

a word

Sneaky pants is a word

by notDaemon August 3, 2022

Pant-dripping

(Adjective)

Extremely attractive or so hot that it's overwhelming.

Yo bro, you see that girl over there?

Oh damn, she's well pant-dripping

by thatoneginger49 January 16, 2024

Crazy Pants

When all you do is drink your life away and call the cops on people. When you have nothing going on in your own life, so you make it your job to make others miserable. When all the alcohol goes to your head and makes you crazy.

Watch out for crazy pants, she'll call the cops on you for just breathing.

by BlazenKazen July 29, 2024

Pants Crouton

When you don't wipe very well and a little bit of poop gets left in there and it gets all dry and crusty.

Aww man, I've got the biggest pants crouton right now.

by suttenplant October 11, 2015

internet pants

pants that exist only in cyberspace.

Person 1: so I was having cybersex last night with hotchick69

Person 2: are you telling me you're so out of it that it means something to you that you got down hotchick69's internet pants? You know that online isn't real right?

by ConcepcionImmaculada September 22, 2010

Pant

Going ham in the club and/or eating to much meth that you go insane

Wow he’s really panting around!

by Daddy kadden March 19, 2019