dire straight

When a heterosexual is in an uncomfortable, non-heterosexual, situation.

Being his first trip to Las Vegas, Thomas found himself in a dire straight after he got drunk in the wrong kind of bar.

by Nyktlplk January 12, 2023

Straight with extra steps

Being bisexual dating a bisexual

Hey bro are you dating someone

Then:yeah she bi
So y'all are straight with extra steps

by Hehe funny October 21, 2025

Straight Up Theory

The act of pointing ones genitalia straight into ones mouth “accidentally” and then ejaculating.

I believe Kanye West subscribes to Straight up theory recently

by El Choso November 8, 2025

straight house

no parents are home in the house.

Yo, Jimmys got the straight house. lets drink tonight boys.

by seggyback123 November 20, 2025

Straight Anakin

When you get catfished by a fat girl on a dating app so you have a one night stand with her and wipe your nut on the side of her bed

“Dude, where were you at 1:34 in the morning?”

“Well I WAS excited to hook up with my date. But her picture showed a 7.5 and she was a 4, so I gave her Straight Anakin and dipped.”

by Reddycolt December 28, 2025

Straight Taint

When you bypass the dick and balls and go straight for the taint.

Kristen is a ball wrangler but tonight, she’s going straight taint.

by Sweats11537 August 22, 2023

straight to the fachi

fachi is the italian word for face. and the action of putting something ‘to the face’ means to take a big fucking shot of booze.

Dude 1: “Yo, you really gonna take that shot of absinthe?!”

Dude 2: “Straight to the fachi!”

commence the shot.

by scrotumsoldier September 6, 2023