MOM THE CARS ON FIRE

the car. fire.

"mom the cars on fire."
"okay, honey."

by tofuwithlettuce October 4, 2023

YOUR MOM SO

your mom so

your mom so nice she baked me cookies, i hope she and you have a very nice day bro.

by erftghetrj August 3, 2022

word to my moms

Meaning you are so serious about something so you put that on your mother.

"Yo word to my moms you gotta see me."

by Klynn the kid June 11, 2016

Ur mom gay

Ur mom gay
Please don't use this on someone they can die!!1!!1!!!11

Ur mom gay
Please dont use this on someone

Billy : Ur mom gay

You : Ur dad lesbian

*Billy Dies*

*Billys brother is mocking your family*

You : Ur family transgender

*He gets burned and becomes ashes*

*Billys father is mocking your country*

You : Ur country bisexual

*WW3 starts*
You: WW3 is WW друг
*every one dies*

Please dont use this if you dont want WW3 to happen.
#ur mom gay

by Big goth tiddies June 10, 2018

your moms face

A widely used comment to end a very short male-driven argument. It is a unbeatable term used to offend in a mild/serious or comical way.
CERTAIN RULES APPLY!
1. You can only use your moms face once your mom has been used (see example 1)
2. you can not just jump to "your moms face" if this happens a punishment is decided by those around said idiot. (see example 2)
3.Your moms face squared or times infinity does not win the argument/competition, if someone says this punishment MUST happen.(example 3)
4. It can be used even when it makes no sense (example 3)

EG:
1:
steve: your so stupid
dan: your moms so stupid!
steve: your moms face is so stupid
dan:......shit

2:
steve: this chicken's lame
dan: your moms face is lame.....ooooh crap!
steve: you for it now.
Random person: Give him digs

3:
steve: how your arm dude, those digs i gave were hard
dan: your moms hard
steve: your moms face is hard
dan: your moms face is hard times infinity....AHH CRAP
Random person: OOOOHHHHHH!

by Havos January 29, 2007

zamora's mom

An old hag that everybody has sex with. Who abondens their children and then has sex with them. Also a transexual.

Dylan:Man that chick over there is Zamora's mom.
Christian: I know i've met her.

Dylan: I'd hit that.

by Christian Tarbox August 14, 2009

your mom gay

"your mom gay" is a joke that can be used to infer that the other party's mother is "gay"

your mom gay
no u

by KhaoZs March 3, 2018