Cookies and Milks wee

When you grab cookies and milks and then you say wee

Hey I’m hungry let’s grab cookies and milks wee hahahahahahaha

by Ayeeeeeewatchadoinhere October 19, 2019

Milk placing

It’s when you ask someone where they place their milk in the fridge. Top, bottom, middle shelf areas. If they answer top they are into tops and if they answer bottom they are into bottoms and if they answer middle they are switches.

Where’s your milk placed? The top, it has to be on the top. No it does not it goes at the bottom. Ok now I know, you’re a bottom. What did you jsut do? I just did something called milk placing.

by Ashybutthole June 26, 2022

Milk

What your mom thought he was getting when he left the house...

*Kid*: Mom, where is dad?
*Mom*: I think he went off to go get milk.
NINE YEARS LATER
*Kid*: *Watching the news*, sees Dad get arrested
*Mom*: I can explain...

by _mxmq May 31, 2020

Bilking your Milk

Touching yourself in a pleasurable manner and getting caught

"Oh God! Are you bilking your milk on the subway?! "

by Janlevinsongould May 3, 2018

Milk dud

Dr.mosley

Okay which one of ya’ll called me a milk dud I stg no more snow days for the rest of the year

by Martin Luther king jr December 2, 2019

milking station

A lactation room in an office setting that offers female workers privacy for pumping their swollen teets. Sometimes referred to in a politically correct fashion as a Mothers Room.

Derek just told me their office just put in a Milking Station! I sure hope they had the foresight to put in a peephole.

by Donkeyboy32 September 22, 2023

Milk Jug Titties

Massive boobies you would want to put your face in between. They range from DDD to F in size.

That busty voluptuous woman over has real Milk Jug Titties!

by WordProvocateur November 21, 2023