Maris

The name you give your fake girlfriend/ wife to pretend that you aren't gay and so people will not set you up or something.
Frasier "Will Maris not be joining us for dinner this evening?"
Niles "Sadly no. <insert some elaborate clearly fake excuse/ anecdote here>"
Audience laughs
by WarmedKestrel May 29, 2023
mugGet the Marismug.

Rose Mary

It's me, I'm unique.
Rose Mary is the only one who has a name like this because others are named Rosemary, Rose Marie etc.
by .-. -- ... - March 9, 2022
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Mari-Juanna

Mari-Juanna is the type of chick that you never want to be friends with. She's a hoe, slut, thot. She may seem nice, but she's the biggest hoe you'll ever meet. Usually her friends are the same. Doesn't shower often, although she showers in cheap dollar store perfume. Shit talker. But can't put up with a fight. SLUT! HOE! THOT! Ugly body, ugly face, and ugly personality.
Oh, that girl Mari-Juanna is such a hoe with no ass! Hope she snaps her neck!
by QueenBitch đź‘‘ June 15, 2016
mugGet the Mari-Juannamug.

Marie

A true shithead, one that is a constant pain in the ass.
She’s acting like a real marie today
by Turtlejay57 December 31, 2021
mugGet the Mariemug.

Marie

A Marie has been defined as a divine creature, but she is more of a Ping Jim Pong, actually.
"Hey , how you doing today? You sure? You look a lil' bit Ping Jim Pong.. So.. you're a Marie?"
by haha2409 June 5, 2017
mugGet the Mariemug.
she is an amazing person everybody loves her. she is a tall girl and is very pretty
oh my goodness!! thats kenzington marie williams, im so excited to talk to her!!!
by brisi diarrhea March 30, 2022
mugGet the kenzington marie williamsmug.

Mari

The flyest, coolest, most handsome, prettiest boy you’ll ever meet. He stays with that with that sh*t on. He doesn’t play about his money! He also stays with a pretty girl beside him.
“mari is thee president of the bad bitches”.
by ilovemyselfdotcom November 20, 2023
mugGet the Marimug.

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