The name you give your fake girlfriend/ wife to pretend that you aren't gay and so people will not set you up or something.
Frasier "Will Maris not be joining us for dinner this evening?"
Niles "Sadly no. <insert some elaborate clearly fake excuse/ anecdote here>"
Audience laughs
Niles "Sadly no. <insert some elaborate clearly fake excuse/ anecdote here>"
Audience laughs
by WarmedKestrel May 29, 2023

It's me, I'm unique.
Rose Mary is the only one who has a name like this because others are named Rosemary, Rose Marie etc.
by .-. -- ... - March 9, 2022

Mari-Juanna is the type of chick that you never want to be friends with. She's a hoe, slut, thot. She may seem nice, but she's the biggest hoe you'll ever meet. Usually her friends are the same. Doesn't shower often, although she showers in cheap dollar store perfume. Shit talker. But can't put up with a fight. SLUT! HOE! THOT! Ugly body, ugly face, and ugly personality.
by QueenBitch đź‘‘ June 15, 2016

by Turtlejay57 December 31, 2021

by haha2409 June 5, 2017

by brisi diarrhea March 30, 2022

The flyest, coolest, most handsome, prettiest boy you’ll ever meet. He stays with that with that sh*t on. He doesn’t play about his money! He also stays with a pretty girl beside him.
by ilovemyselfdotcom November 20, 2023
