Pink Milk Pie

When you creampie inside a girl on her period.

Bro: How was last night?

Me: I gave her a pink milk pie
Bro: Ahh, so you got your sword bloodied

by PinkMilkPie June 1, 2022

Choccy milk

Chocolate flavoured dairy beverage with wheat biscuits that comes in a small box or pouch

Man I love this upandgo it's my favourite choccy milk

by Notsnorpjuicethatsforsure September 2, 2021

Milk Funnel

The act of inserting an individual’s erect penis into the penis of another’s (erect or flaccid) while ejaculating. Usually performed in order to transfer semen into an individual who is running low or for pleasure purposes.

Jim: “Hey Tom, I didn’t cum last night when I had an orgasm what do I Do? “
Tom: “ Do you need a milk funnel?”

by Yogurtboys May 28, 2018

On The Milk

When one of your crew hasn’t turned up in weeks and it becomes clear they won’t be back. Usually because of a relationship, work or some other bullshit.

Yo is Steve out or is he on the milk?

by RHK Bodega November 18, 2020

milk in first

When a man is taking part in a threesome or orgy and proceeds to cum first on the thot.

Man1: Oh boy I'm going to cum
Man 2: No way bro. I will milk in first

by dogearmyftw May 13, 2019

Almond milk

it's called almond milk because nobody can say nut juice without a straight face
THIS WAS MADE BY JESSICA A. DON'T TAKE MY CREDIT

almond milk?
me: you mean nut juice *bursts out in a fit of laughter*

by JESS THE SQUIRREL April 5, 2021

Milk

Something that I am currently searching for and not disappearing out of your life

(for legal reasons, this is a joke)

A: "Wheres your dad?"
B: "He is just getting the milk"
A: "But you already have milk..?"

by your dad who is getting milk April 27, 2022