Canned Ham

A person who you gave a ride to a place and need to get them back home.

I’m ready to leave the party but my canned ham wants to stay. Or I would let him fin for himself but he’s my canned ham.

by Chris Dewayne May 19, 2022

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Mert Can

The most trustworthy, handsome, loving and unique man you’ll ever meet. Mert Can is everything men want to be and everything women want to be with. Mert Can is wise beyond his years, forgiving, young at heart, and hilarious. He’s kind to everyone and extremely humble for how smart and successful he is at everything he does. Mert Can is the whole package.

Hi, Mert Can! What an honor to meet you!

by R192021 November 23, 2021

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..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

..like it or not you are going to have to deal with someone this week who, to put it mildly, is not your cup of tea. You cannot avoid doing business with them but you can prep yourself not to react to their stupidity and selfishness for fucks off sake...

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

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can i be your friend?

Short answer: No.
Long answer: I'm just an internet random just as you, so that means no one knows the other and by that we can't trust ourselves... But don't worry, there are many people in the world, may one wants to be your friend.

You: can i be your friend?
internet random: no.

by RealCake December 10, 2023

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