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The Morbius Law

After the release of Morbius (2022), congress passed a law requiring every movie to feature a character saying "It's (insert name here)-in' time!"
Guy 1: The best part of Barbie was when she said "It's Barbin' time!" then Barbed all over those bad guys.
Guy 2: Thank God for the Morbius Law.
by O' Chungus August 19, 2023
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Lenz's law

When you are attached to a person in a way that when you try to meet them your body gives you bad signs as in bad butterflies and then when you decide to stay away and cut all the connections your heart longs for them and desires for them to be around cuddling with you and then you try pull them close again. You also want them away from you but also close that you can't breathe(I mean while kissing).

Conclusion: But when you pull them closer, your body reacts as if it's sick (in a bad way)
If you push them away you want their cologne all over your body
This never happened with me but with this one guy my body keeps applying lenz's law.
by Devilish ✨ August 22, 2023
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Richard's law

"Never assume the impossible of the ambiguous"
You know, when you assume somebody meant something impossible, rather than correctly infer what they clearly meant you look like a jerk. It's Richard's law.
by mr purple nz August 24, 2023
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Whedon's Law

The more vocal a man is about being a feminist, the more likely he is compensating for being a sexual predator
Pretty sure that dude in the #MeToo teeshirt invokes Whedon's Law
by Count Spicula September 9, 2023
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Kato’s Law

Kato’s law proposed that every pedo in the universe will attract at least one other pedo with a force that is directly proportional to the level of their pervertedness and inversely proportional to the square of the age between their victims.
Look we’re queuing with a pedo, must be Kato’s law.
by ZlNO September 17, 2023
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Law Man

The law man is a term used for the police in the southern area of the United States, typically New Orleans , and southwestern Louisiana
“I seen the law man on the block earlier look like he was trying to find something

“Me and my brother just ran from the law man last night , they had us going almost 180”

“U better swallow the rest of that bud before the law man finds it”

“Man fuck the law man”
by dannydevitoishotandhisdickbig September 25, 2023
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Dodge’s Law

the idea that the darker a person is, the more they will yearn to own a dodge charger one day.
“I saw a black guy in a dodge charger yesterday, not surprised, dodge’s law never fails.”
by Erarr October 7, 2023
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