I see you

A term that is often used to express that you notice them doing or wearing something cool or impressive.

Example:
*someone gets a new hair cut*
" I see you 😏"

by Lavandertown February 5, 2019

I will s00 j00!

Bastardization of 'I shall take you to the courts, dear fellow.'

<F47> I will s00 j00 f0r m4king m3 g3t f4t by 3ating @ McDon4lds!
<Kupple> You sloppy sucka.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 20, 2003

hand-i-cap

When a guy expects to get a blow-job from a girl but only gets a hand job

"Dude, did that girl give you dome?"

"Naw man, I got hand-i-capped"

by ThaMagicChef July 17, 2009

i am sad

me too

Jared: i am sad
Carl: ok

by fricking tree boy April 29, 2019

Did I ask?

The most fucking annoying shit I’ve come across, if you use this, you’re a fucking stuck up boring old middle schooler with no friends. And to help those who come across these types of people just say “Do I care whether you asked? No.”

Example of Did I ask?

Omg my dog died today.
“Did we ask? No”
“Do I care no? So pipe that shit down”

by an0nnnnnnym00uss June 9, 2020

I hate him

What females say to men.

“Oh My God I Hate Him” —rose(LinaRose)

by RonaldGWeasley June 20, 2020

i didnt ask..

literally, none cares if you asked or not. go back and crawl into ur mom's womb you fucking fetus. You aren't important in this world for everyone to care about ur opinion. Nobody cares about you and let's keep it that way none wants ur shitty opinion. if you didn't ask fuck off The world doesn't revolve around you. I can say whatever the fuck and I couldn't care less about your shitty-ass opinion. Everything you say isn't important.

guy: dude I didnt ask.... at all
Me: you aren't even that important in this world I mean did ur parents ask for you?

by Lolorator360 December 4, 2021