Ring his balls

To give that person a rude-awakening; To wake him up

Someone needs to ring his balls, for all the mistakes he has been making!

by KynanT January 28, 2019

he got his dick knocked stiff

When a running back in football gets hit HIT SO HARD that he gets his dick knocked stiff; blood rush!

Smith ran around right end and a linebacker closed on him and with such a hard hit, he got his dick knocked stiff!

by dmillswvu82 August 24, 2023

shin on his ass

bad attitude

He had a shin on his ass.

by Biden we be good August 10, 2020

Listening to his pants

"Listening to his pants" is a dude being super horny and doing whatever his pants and dick are telling him to do

Wow Steve has really been "Listening to his pants" recently

by pollipol March 24, 2022

mend his ways

Improve one's behavior

Threatened with suspension, Jerry promised to mend his ways.

by Motanul13 October 30, 2015

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

Hi chart

A hi chart shows you how much i’s in a hi means. For example, hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii means cat on keyboard

Me:Should I put 3 hi’s to my crush.

Friend: nah maybe 2 or 4. 3 is friends on the hi chart
Me:ok
Friend:ok
Me:ok
Friend:ok

by Dictionary urban 7 August 26, 2022