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The Laughing Donkey

“The Laughing Donkey” is the name of the person and the room party game “The Laughing Donkey”. This game were a bunch of consenting adult furries get a wheel and spin it until it stops on a name, whomever’s name it lands on must take a shot. This continues until someone passes out from drunkenness, this person is called “The Laughing Donkey”. “The Laughing Donkey” is then sodomized by the other players and sometimes even objects in the room. The goal of this game is to make the loser wake up full of the other player’s semen and make them hung over.
Person 1: “Where is Jonathan I need him to send over those IT forms so we can finalize the deal?”

Person 2: “Boss Jonathan went to that room party after the furcon and they played ‘The Laughing Donkey’ Jonathan was crawling all over the place this morning throwing up in the bathroom and leaving a trail like a snail, he CAN NOT work today”

Person 1: “God damnit why do only furries do IT I can never understand you fuckers!”

Person 2: “OwO; sowwy bossy~”
by EducationIsMyPurpose September 13, 2023
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Bog the Donkey

To penetrate your lover in the poop shoot for the purposes of riding the Cadbury canal.
Go easy on the kebabs my live. Time to run on up to the bedroom there Camilla. I'm in the mood to bog the donkey.
by Deathbystereo667 November 5, 2023
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You're the Donkey to my Shrek

This is a kind phrase, that shows a frendship that will last forever. Transend space and time. Simply put, you will be friends forever.
Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
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stupid spasticated donkey

>Just a donkey ass looking person
> ugly
> obvs stupid
by d a n n i e l l e February 16, 2024
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..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!
by penisshakes October 9, 2024
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Dominic’s Donkey

The huge veiny dick of someone named Dominic, specifically italian.
"You wanna see Dominic’s Donkey?"
by DomBro__ February 13, 2026
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Where is the donkey tied

God, that'd be so fucking hot. Someone rips a fat, musty fart in the confined, tiny space you're in. You have no escape. The smell overwhelms your nostrils as you're forced to breathe in that smelly egg fart from a strong, Greek man. Your eyes water, your cock throbs. The smell in the room slowly goes away, and you notice. Desperate for that arousal to intensify you grip your cock and begin furiously jerking off. You jizz a load so hard it nearly alerts the Trojans about the truth of the horse. After that, you swore never to speak of this event.
Human 1: Where is the donkey tied? Human 2: You jizz a load so hard
by Kiffytheapple February 15, 2026
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