Fire alarm dragon

wen two guys get get naked during sprinkles from fire and start flapping around like a fish and jacking off eachothwr so cum become part of sprinkler

man me and jonny really fire alarm dragon ed all over the elderly home

by narutouzumakisstepmom January 3, 2022

Dragon baby

Fussy, colicky child. Very difficult.

I have a dragon baby who is driving me insane! He constantly screams - send help!

by Whattywhatty January 5, 2022

imagine dragon

Its a band. Look at the sentence for more information.

Imagine dragon deez nuts across your face.

by noodlesucker_69420 January 6, 2022

Red Dragon

the best martial artist, and THE sex king

gouen-Hello, sex king can you lick my pussy ?
Red dragon- of course my love

by APAPAPAP,ARXHGOS January 6, 2022

Invisible Dragon Handshake

This is when a fire I like on the other side of the house, and a person give a man a handy. No one can leave the house until climax is achieved, and the only lubrication to be used is Vick's Vaporub.

The only way for the Vantalord, and the council, can get out of this war is if they give an Invisible Dragon Handshake to the Rouge.

by nolabusch January 13, 2022

dragon-shrek

someone that thinks he can pull huns when in actual fact is just being used for his tapper thats fading away.

dragon-shrek thinks hes all that.

by stinawaditina September 18, 2022

Red dragon

When a male and menstruating female have finished engaging in intercourse, the male then pulls his erect penis still covered in blood to the side and then proceeds to slap the females’ cheek, leaving the mark in the shape of what appears to look like a dragon.

-“What’s that mark on your face?”
-“Oh, I just got a red dragon last night. No big deal.”

by NoneYoBiz789 September 19, 2022