Unicorn Dick

Rooted in the expression: "Hung like a horse", a Unicorn Dick or UD, refers to a exceptionally large penis with the magical powers of a Unicorn. These powers include: making women sneak out of bed with men they are dating in order to pursue the UD, making women jump from man to man looking to fill a void that only a UD can fill, and making women lie straight faced to a man they allegedly care about when confronted about sneaking out to pursue the UD.

I don't understand why she is with him, he has no job, he treats her like shit, and he spends all her money.

He must have a Unicorn Dick.

Whatever dude, Unicorns aren't even real.

by autobrick December 25, 2009

fat dick

The act of fucking someone over; The act of pulling a 'fast one'.

That girl said she'd meet me at Thirsty Bear, but she gave me the fat dick and didn't show up.

by E ~ Dub March 21, 2009

Dick- whipped

1. When the man has a control over the relationship.
2.When a female does anything the males says to do
3. Whne the sex is real good

1. My gurl in check, I got her dick- whipped.
2. Damn i don't know why but dis boy got me dick- whipped.
3. The way we have sex makes me fall in love, he got me straight dick- whipped.

by Ms queenbee April 21, 2006

dick ride

to give undue praise usually to from one man to another

Wow those sports casters love to dick ride Derek Jeter!

by Drew Crawford May 16, 2008

spotted dick

A boiled British pudding that may be purchased tinned.

Is this the first time you have had a can full of spotted dick?

by Obiwankenorchid September 3, 2006

charizard's dick

smoking so much that you aren't even getting high any more, your throat just burns.

yo man, i've smoked so much today that bowl is treating me like charizard's dick!

by ethana December 2, 2010

dick cheney

When you shoot a wad in a chick's face and you make HER apologize afterwards.

"I made your bitch apologize while she was wiping it outta her eye."

"Oh man, you Dick Cheney'd her!"

by DalenT January 12, 2008