Jiggle Cream Puffjob

a sexual act in which a woman is covered in cream and blows air into a man's penis while jumping up and down to maker her breasts jiggle

she gave me an amazing Jiggle Cream Puffjob last night after her 5th grade graduation

by Big Dick Uncle Joe October 31, 2022

Oatmeal Cream Pie

The act of oiling your partners ass with a slightly melted stick of butter, putting oatmeal flakes on the buttered ass, and then analy cream pieing your partner.

Bro i tried the Oatmeal Cream Pie on Bekah last night. Lets just say you need to try it yourself.

by voizdy August 10, 2022

Blueberry Cream Delight

A 2 day long process where the first day a girl sucks your dick until you're about to nut then stops so you get blue balls, then the next day that same girl fucks your blue dick until you creampie her

bro this weekend I gave Cindy a "Blueberry Cream Delight" and she loved it more than me

by ohdaddyharder November 5, 2020

Creamed

Miss Teresa, Officer Smith, and Brenton

They are some creamed individuals

by Ashjkggj April 24, 2019

You want cream with that?

A play on the phrase, "You want fries with that?". It is a reference to a girl that is as easy to get as fastfood with as many diseases as fastfood has too. The cream in the phrase refers to cream that is used to get rid of STDs.

Tim: I think I'm going to ask Julie on a date man.
Old Greg: You want cream with that?
Tim: Huh?
Old Greg: Do you want cream for all the STDs she's going to give you?
Tim: What are you talking about?
Old Greg: Dude, Julie is a mad hoe.
Tim: Fuck that's shitty, but thanks for warning me bro.

by Young&Wild December 19, 2011

Cream

The weirdest way to say money.

"This is a robbery! Hand over your cream!"

by youcantusethisusername December 20, 2023

cream pants

a sexy man with tons of cream in his pants (wink wink)

Have you met cream pants yet? he’s so hot

by chronikz January 25, 2022