surprise cock

In a porn, the male actors who show up out of nowhere midway through the video.

I was watching a porno where these two chicks make out and have sex for 20 minutes when the surprise cock showed up and then it was suddenly all about the guys.

by Eric Ha March 30, 2015

Cock Blocked

To get cock blocked by another man. An act of desperation made by a loner who will look at no means in order to step up from being a third wheeler in order to prevent you from reaching endless orgasms, so he can then make his move. Also known as pulling a Trivs.

Ferdinand wanted to have a go at blondie but he was cock blocked by Jerome all night. Jerome pulled a trivs on Ferdiand.

by Americanplayboy69 April 6, 2015

Alarm Cock

When you wake up your girlfriend by slipping your moner (morning wood) into her vagina.

*Guy wakes up in the morning with a moner and sees girlfriend seeping*
Guy: "Well my girlfriend is sleeping, don't want her to miss breakfast. Wake up sunshine!"
*Sticks his moner into her vagina*
Girl: "WHAT THE FUCK!!!"
Guy: "There is your alarm cock. I'm glad to see you awake."

by RileyFish April 22, 2015

Cock Fart

When you ejaculate so hard that it makes a farting noise.

Last night I was at my girlfriends house and I cock farted all over her face.

by zSplits December 5, 2018

sexy cock

Extremely large, clean, well shaped hard dick that will a woman uncontrollably touch rub lick suck chew and beg for the tonsils to be tickled the back of throat slammed while having hair pulled or yanked then a huge release of sweet fluids to quench her horny thirst!!

Eubanks has a sexy cock that will become hard on demand and excrete tasty fluid.

by Missythekid April 18, 2018

Cock out

When departures or arrivals are busy as fuck, and polish lot and british are coming in late and the office girls and supervisors make you stay manditory overtime but you clock out your timecard really quick and sneaky like and run to catch the amc bus before anyone notices you clocked out early

You should "cock out" before they make you do air india locals.

by Disgruntled airport employee March 10, 2019

Side cock

A male version of a side chick

Sarah: I have another man even though i have a boyfriend. So there is my boyfriend and a side cock!

by DDS95 July 18, 2018