cock wallopped

When a woman is at the mercy of her boyfriend for every decision, must give up her own plans, ideas, friends so that she can be at his beck and call.
A woman being controlled by a man with the promise of sex. The opposite of pussy whipped.

'She won't even go for a coffee unless she checks with her man and get permission. She's so cock wallopped!'

by chisamosa April 9, 2005

cock breakfast

like breakfast. only with cock

"we have no money left"
"hmm, i guess we'll have to have a cock breakfast"

by kiwi42 November 16, 2011

Side cock

A male version of a side chick

Sarah: I have another man even though i have a boyfriend. So there is my boyfriend and a side cock!

by DDS95 July 18, 2018

Cock Surfing

When a gay man stays with another gay man and pays with sexual favors instead of money. Typically occurs when the host is in the house.

Joey went Cock Surfing in New York for a week. He didn't spend any money, but instead payed with his ASSets.

by Jbb123 December 30, 2016

Cock blockade

A wall of males, similar to a small row of Roman legions, who take it within themselves to cock block all and every attempt of approaching males to contact a girl in their 20 foot radius. Usually seen in a nightclub setting, this phenomena is practiced mostly by men sporting sunglasses regardless of a lack of lighting.

Connected to the set of rules and guidelines known as "chivalry a-la-Jersey Shore", this act is accepted by guidos and guido aficionados in Jersey and Dearborn, Michigan.

Bro-cuz, this cat obviously can't tell by the amount of gel in our hair that the five girls standing eight feet away from us are our jurisdiction. Lets rally our 3 wallah bro-troops, put on our sunglasses, and enforce this cock blockade.

by MuckFichigan? January 7, 2011

sexy cock

Extremely large, clean, well shaped hard dick that will a woman uncontrollably touch rub lick suck chew and beg for the tonsils to be tickled the back of throat slammed while having hair pulled or yanked then a huge release of sweet fluids to quench her horny thirst!!

Eubanks has a sexy cock that will become hard on demand and excrete tasty fluid.

by Missythekid April 18, 2018

Alarm Cock

When you wake up your girlfriend by slipping your moner (morning wood) into her vagina.

*Guy wakes up in the morning with a moner and sees girlfriend seeping*
Guy: "Well my girlfriend is sleeping, don't want her to miss breakfast. Wake up sunshine!"
*Sticks his moner into her vagina*
Girl: "WHAT THE FUCK!!!"
Guy: "There is your alarm cock. I'm glad to see you awake."

by RileyFish April 22, 2015